Deer Zir,
i wanted to have jopb as I zaw in thi newzpaper, secretiry typist
I can tallek on phone verry fine ant long and kan tlka to people alsoo not bat. I know dhat mye zpelllings is nod goot but I alwys kan get peoplle to hellp me.
Maybbe we tallek about me salry monye dosh when we meet, so yo can deside whatsz best
I kan start now ant I am hope you bezt perzon vor the job.
Luve Kelly,
PS: My Cuuurikuluum Vithee is very short so I have picturue of me last job.
Answer from employer
Dear Kelly,
You are hired.
We have spell check.